This seems kinda related to a current event… except that I still like Dock Ellis.

If theres gonna be drugs in baseball at least post their blood stream recipes up with their averages. I propose some forward thinking here, a new system if I may:

Spin a big wheel at the beginning of the game with a long list of illicit hallucinogens, narcotics, stimulants, barbituates, you name it, its on that wheel. Each team gets two spins and takes whatever their spins land on.

Imagine: the Cardinals on Cocaine and Booze vs. the Yankees on a cocktail of Meth and adrenochrome. Now this would take the MLB to a whole new level. We could call it the XMLB.

Mark my words. This trend begins. I’ve been doing this out of necessity for years now but 2010 is the year of  the tin hat. Tin hats are a great way to express yourself.  You can tailor them to almost any occasion. Whether it’s elegant and clean or practical and manageable, tin hats are the perfect addition to your ephemeral fashion.  They’re super cheap to make and above all else they block out Beta wave (38-15 htz)  transmissions from any Government/ Extra Terrestrial scanners and receivers.

From here on out I’ll be sharing some inspiring examples from the cutting edge of TinFashion as well as some insider tips on how to get the most out of your Beta, Alpha, Delta, and ~possibly~ Gamma hats… Perhaps I”ll even throw a few lessons at you in wave cloak theory. We’ll see!

I need models, so if anyone wants to get in on a session just hit me up below. This is a great way to get into the TFH community.  ALSO, shoot me any questions you guys may have as I need to get a FAQ together anyway.