This seems kinda related to a current event… except that I still like Dock Ellis.

If theres gonna be drugs in baseball at least post their blood stream recipes up with their averages. I propose some forward thinking here, a new system if I may:

Spin a big wheel at the beginning of the game with a long list of illicit hallucinogens, narcotics, stimulants, barbituates, you name it, its on that wheel. Each team gets two spins and takes whatever their spins land on.

Imagine: the Cardinals on Cocaine and Booze vs. the Yankees on a cocktail of Meth and adrenochrome. Now this would take the MLB to a whole new level. We could call it the XMLB.